About Mental Duct Tape

Staff

Michael Sabbatino, Writer, Editor, Time Waster

A daytime corporate slave, Michael focuses his energies on writing cheap satire, stand up comedy, and shameful self gratification.  He was raised deep within a Southern California suburban monastery. He now lives with his wife and two little people.

The Orange, MDT Staff

The Orange was grown from a single genetically altered banana seed. Unable to communicate, the Orange spends its days hoping to be digested in the belly of an overweight llama farmer. It represents the fragility of life and everyone’s impending demise.

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